Fall Out Boy: New song in celebration of our album!
Fall Out Boy: New song because it's 12am!
Fall Out Boy: New song because of the new tour!
Fall Out Boy: New song because we ate bagels!
Fall Out Boy: New song because we saw a pigeon!
Fall Out Boy: New song because we heard you guys are sad!
Fall Out Boy: New song because Andy got a haircut!
Fall Out Boy: New song because Patrick got a new hat!
Fall Out Boy: New song because Joe is feeling extra sassy!
Fall Out Boy: New song because Pete's in charge of the computer today!
Fall Out Boy: New song because we fucking can!
“Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”
fucking blood icicles. That’s so metal
lyrics to the video:
girl i want you to understand that i’m a man with a better hair cut than you.
yo shit girl everybody wants you to cut your bangs,
bangs as cool come to my house i will style em for you.
girl you got that mousey ba-brown. (x2)
vanessa sway called you shit
every body wants a black afro body,
but i wont dry them never let them da-da-da-down
girl don’t be a pussy my hair cuts turn you on!
that shit flowin’ in your underwear make it seem like
you ain’t takin’ a bath for like a weekyou hAVE GOT TO BE shitting me.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GERARD
